lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

sometimes I ask myself if my friends are potheads then I remember I received a snapchat that just said “my Forrest of weed” displaying $500 of bud

happinessisawarmcunt:

Can you tell which parent is my favorite parent?

I’m gonna dye my hair this color after graduation 

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

For Jean

frozenyou:

The first time I met you was after your school’s battle of the bands and then we got drunk in the park
You dared me to go and kiss this guy who was with another group of kids
I didn’t because I’m scared of everything but I loved that you told me to
My feeling of closeness to you is exaggerated because of that one time we both got way too high at the same party and the only thing I can remember is who I made out with
But the way you laugh when you’re high like other people’s heads are just too much for yours because when it comes down to it yours is purer than most peoples’
It makes me wanna cry that this earth is crushing your bones
Compressing you til the screams in your throat when you smile are almost visible
It makes me wanna smoke cigarettes with you and tell you you’re cool and your sadness matters and i could see you being an amazing dad
And one day your nervous hands are gonna be those of a famous artist
Who looks in the mirror and fucking loves what he sees. 

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

Same.

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what